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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 9
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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