StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Puffton Corporation SMPs

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A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ores Mined:	1514	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
FTB Quests
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magic Items Found:	2988	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crops Grown:	3451
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Runes Activated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	1960	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.