StepDadSassCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4705	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	8994	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4056
Villages Defended:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	135	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	172
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Star Shards Collected:	206	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3668
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Farms Harvested:	720

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4655	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.