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Players: 108/700 Votes: 5809
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ores Mined: 7407
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 9323
Zombie Dances: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

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  • WifeyCraft2022

    WifeyCraft2022
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 7198
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Animals Bred: 68 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 153 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old last names? Join our Minecraft server where you can change your last name to anything you want, just like this guy who changed his last name from Pak to Park to carry on his wife’s family name!

    Join us for some family drama, arguments over cultural differences, and a phone blowing up with messages from angry siblings. Who knew changing your last name could cause such chaos? But hey, at least his wife proposed to him, so it’s not all bad!

    Come join the fun and see what outrageous last name changes and family drama await you on our server. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a low EQ level move that leaves your parents disowning you!

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  • FBItermin8rsMCSMP

    FBItermin8rsMCSMP
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 7779
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.

    And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.

    Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.

    So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

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  • BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

    BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 3860
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 137 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2237 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

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  • FrontLineDropOuts

    FrontLineDropOuts
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 3442
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

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  • RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

    RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 8392
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Dimension Hops: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 8637

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

    we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

    so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

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  • MineScape

    MineScape
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 8604
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 41 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Animals Bred: 77 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    MineScape Server Overview

    Features
    Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
    Custom Quests
    Beautiful hand crafted map
    Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
    Daily Rewards!
    Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
    Active Leaderboards

    Links

    Socials

    Plugins

    • MineScape
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    Rules

    https://minescape.com/rules/

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the MineScape server?

    To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

    2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

    Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

    3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

    There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

    4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

    Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

    5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

    Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

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  • Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

    Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 266
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 413
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 New Chunks Explored: 878445
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3691

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

    And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

    Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

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  • PosiVibesMC SMP

    PosiVibesMC SMP
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 3094
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

    We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

    But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

    So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyCashGifts

    CraftyCashGifts
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3593
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 9304
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Ores Mined: 1446
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

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  • Crush Craft Server

    Crush Craft Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 5726
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

    So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

    Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 8416
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

    So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

    I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

    And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

    So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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  • OrbitMC

    OrbitMC
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 2335
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 15

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    OrbitMC Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla SMP
    Season 2nd Season
    Active Staff Team Yes
    Community Positive & Fun

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join OrbitMC? Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
    How do I get whitelisted on the server? Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
    Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server? Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

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  • Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

    Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 9805
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6916 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

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  • CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

    CookwareCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 130
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 134 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Towns Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

    Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

    And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

    Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

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  • WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

    WifeAFK_NotMyFault!
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 4197
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Ores Mined: 2838
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 133 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

    Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

    So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

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