StepDadNoBathAccess

apartment, baby, Boundaries, cleanliness, deployment, Disrespect, family bathroom, financial means, germaphobic, Hospital, medical school, Military, Nursery, OB appointment, sensory issues, Sickness, stepdad, StepDadNoBathAccess, unwelcomed, young parents

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	227
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	7667
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	139	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Animals Bred:	77
Emeralds Found:	8262	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ores Mined:	8030	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	69
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	5908	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

appreciation, b.., blocky, cyberbullying, encouragement, every day, fanbase, Followers, Gratitude, grows, hate, Haters, internet trolls, loyal fans, Minecraft, Negativity, Online Community, online presence, positive feedback, positivity, Server, social media, Support, thank you

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	790648
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

Community Events, Community news, Country, country current affairs, country events, country happenings, country news, country updates, current affairs, current events, Events, happen, Happenings, local events, local happenings, local news, Minecraft, national events, national happenings, national news, News, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

Adelaide, Ain, Babysitting, blocked, Boundaries, casual worker, child care, ChildcareCraft, Communication, Conflict, family, family dynamics, Manipulation, nephew, Niece, partner visa, Siblings, UNFAIR, Unpaid, unpaid childminding, unpaid leave, work shifts

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

#classified information, buried truth, concealed past, confession, confidential disclosure, covert confession, darkest secret, hidden shame, Hidden Truth, Inner Demons, intimate disclosure, personal revelation, private revelation, private thoughts, Secrets, SecretSMP, skeletons in the closet, suppressed feelings, undisclosed guilt, undisclosed information., untold story, whats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Items Found:	7919
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, evacuation, evacuation orders, Guterres, harm’s way, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	83939	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.