Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like setting boundaries with your ex’s girlfriend – necessary and totally justified.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual boundaries, just like you do in real life. Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into taking their kids to soccer practice – focus on crafting your own virtual world instead.

We understand the struggles of co-parenting and we support you in standing your ground. Plus, who needs to drive out of their way to pick up someone else’s kid when you can teleport in our server?

So come join us, where setting boundaries is not only encouraged, but celebrated. And remember, just like in Minecraft, it’s important to protect your territory – both in the game and in real life.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 9260
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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