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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4427 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3616 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks that shoot lasers, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and prepare for the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there, if you dare!