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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9484 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Star Shards Collected: | 205 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 695 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 122 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most lit parties in the Nether.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into a flying pig with laser eyes. Plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you infinite health and super speed.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now before it gets delisted from Steam for being too crazy and chaotic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!