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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9875 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
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