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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 837 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of pig Latin. Join their ranks and learn the ancient language of oinkers while embarking on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Blade, a sword rumored to be made entirely out of bacon.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at breakneck speeds. Just make sure to hold onto your pickaxe and watch out for the flying creepers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to accidentally become a stealth archer again…it’s kind of our thing.