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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	140	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crops Grown:	2737	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	102
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6804
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Meteorites Collected:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8441	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Buildings Constructed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.