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BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5162	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	368
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	274
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1674
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Alien Abductions:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Votes:	2719	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Potions Brewed:	112
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchantments Applied:	95	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	217	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	294	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6840
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Runes Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

Players:	103/300	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2