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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5083 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1824 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.
So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.
