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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6827 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7449 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
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