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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3043 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.
So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.