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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8177 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.
So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.