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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5441 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!
Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).
Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!
