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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9814 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 94 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Crops Grown: | 3195 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!
Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).
Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!
