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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1553 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8831 | New Chunks Explored: | 689983 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!
Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).
Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!
