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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9966 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?
so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?