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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4023 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 348 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 480 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?
so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?