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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6277 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 176 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?
so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?