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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Void Gems Collected: 20
Holy Grails Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 232
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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