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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Void Armor Forged: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 2179

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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