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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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