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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Zombie Dances: 7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Dragons Tamed: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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