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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 11
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ores Mined: 4528

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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