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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Dragon Eggs Found: 9115
Holy Grails Found: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 8
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Zombie Dances: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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