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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 423
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Meteorites Collected: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Star Shards Collected: 203

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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