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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 238
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Zombie Dances: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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