come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 464 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 262

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Chimeras Created: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 687281 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Mines Excavated: 4050
    Enchantments Applied: 139 Falling into the Void: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 5911
    Zombie Dances: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 3571
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Crops Grown: 8591 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Emeralds Found: 8316
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ores Mined: 3668 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 217 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Crops Grown: 1156 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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