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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1859 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).