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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9379 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Join us if you want to witness star shitters defending their precious celestial toilets from the evil space invaders who are trying to steal their stardust poop! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before in Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Remember, only the bravest and craziest players can handle the madness that awaits them.