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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7560 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
But that’s not all – we also have a special feature for players with seizures. Just like in real life, if you have a seizure in a regular stall, your body will block the door and no one can save you. But fear not, on our server, the accessible stall is your safe haven for all your seizure needs. So come on in and seize the day!
And if you ever find yourself in a UPS store in the mall picking up a package, don’t worry – we have a virtual accessible stall waiting for you. Just make sure to let the wheelchair user behind you know that you’re not being a jerk by using it. Or maybe you are? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So join us now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew bathroom etiquette and seizures could be so entertaining? Let the games begin!
