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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1813	Dragons Tamed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	40	Falling into the Void:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1851
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	7068
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Towns Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	5938
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Crops Grown:	9992

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8997	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ores Mined:	8114
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	142	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Farms Harvested:	773
Villages Defended:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop