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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	239
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Animals Bred:	110
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Zombie Dances:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

pvp.mzcraft.net

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

itchydog.itchy-dog.co.uk

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ores Mined:	1633	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

mc.majkrafci.pl

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

203.33.121.21:25590

CraftWars- Polish server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Towns Built:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

s119.csrv.pl:49138

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	693	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

mc.minedlands.com

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

mc.phantompvp.net

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7741	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

scav.tv

SmiteCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

SmiteCraft Minigames-Survival

217.198.141.188

Emeraldcraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

We are a friendly server with plenty of great plugins! Here are some of the highlights:

♦ Survival – No griefing, no PVP. Collect materials, share, trade, and build! ♦ LogBlock – Any grief can be easily rolled back ♦ Lag free – We run on a dedicated server! ♦ 24/7 – Play anytime! ♦ Buy/Sell based economy ♦ Warps – Four different themed warps to travel to when you first join! ♦ LWC – Auto-locking chests ♦ Mature, helpful staff

Join us today at emeraldcraft.no-ip.org!

emeraldcraft.no-ip.org

PeopleCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Towns Built:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Votes:	7184	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Why PeopleCraft?

PeopleCraft offers a large selection of options such as a freebuild world, a PvP world or parkour. The larger events are announced 2 days in advance. For many Minecraft players it is important that all the extras keep building fun and we haven’t forgotten this! There is a calm climate in the freebuild world. If you don’t like the fact that the global chat is always so full, you have several options to avoid it.

play.peoplecraft.de

DroughtnutCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Void Gems Collected:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Here we have a Vote point Shop, factions and Mcmmo! Perhaps you want to tame a mob? We use PetCreeper as well!

For us, we believe more power to the player. Meaning we have custom recipes that give you a variety of things! Want to make some spawn eggs? Perhaps a set of pre-enchanted weapons? You can do that too!

Looking forward to seeing you soon! -DroughtnutCraft Staff

play.droughtnutcraft.com

MiMinecraft.com

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	2843	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

We were a private community that has just recently went public!

miminecraft.com

Ingenious Gaming

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Animals Bred:	173

OUR MISSION: Here at Ingenious Gaming we are working hard to give you the best Minecraft experience possible. With top of the line hardware to give you a lag-free experience. For the past 2 years we have hosted many Garry’s Mod Servers, and are finally ready to take foot into Minecraft hosting.

SERVER IP’S AND LINKS:

Minecraft [PVP/Survival]: ingeniousgaming.org

Mumble Server: ingeniousgaming.mumble.com:3493

Community Website: ingeniousgaming.org

ingeniousgaming.org

UKCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

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