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Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1395	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival in its purest form, our goal is to make you feel the nostalgia when you are in our server, we also have the Bed Wars and Parkour mode to have a good time playing with your friends!JAVA IP: lokalcraft.com BEDROCK IP: lokalcraft.com PORT: 25571→ Java & Bedrock → Version 1.17 & 1.20.1 → 24/7 No premium and premium → Survival → Bed Wars → Parkour → Custom enchants → House protection → Economy → Shop → Crates

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

VexalMC Cross-Platform | Survival | Creative | Earth | Prison | SkyBlock | KitPvP | Minigames | & MoreIP: play.vexalmc.co Bedrock IP: bedrock.vexalmc.co | Port: 19132 Wiki: https://wiki.vexalmc.co Discord: https://discord.io/vexalmc Shop: https://store.vexalmc.co/Server Versions: – Survival -> 1.19+ – Earth -> 1.19+ – Creative -> 1.8+ – Hide & Seek -> 1.8+ – KitPvP -> 1.8+ – Prison -> 1.8+ – SkyBlock -> 1.8+Hope to see you soon on our server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1459	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2369	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!