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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9693 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?