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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8292 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
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