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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9080 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 137 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
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SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?