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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3438 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 153 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?