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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4341 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?