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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 231 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
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