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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6558 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9914 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
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SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?