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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7075 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?