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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9751 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Star Shards Collected: | 74 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
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