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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5746 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 248 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
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