🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1918 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7810 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?