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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1548 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 921 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?