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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4874 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 48513 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?